We were eating dinner tonight, and Jane was telling Sam we don't say "bottom" at the dinner table. "That's potty-talk," and she pointed to the bathroom.
Later I said, "Sam, you stinker." He chastised me saying, "We not say 'stinker'. That's toilet paper!!"
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Last night, while Jane was in the shower, she clarified which shampoo she should use. Then I told her, "Just a little - about the size of a nickle."
"A nipple?" she asked, horrified.
"No, a nickle!!!" I said, laughing.
"What's a nickle?" She asked.
I should have just left it at 'nipple'. :)
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